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+<title>PostgreSQL Weekly News April 1st 2010</title>
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+Following the trend towards NoSQL database management, the core team
+has announced its intention to replace SQL with QUEL in 9.1, which
+will be called PostgreQUEL. QUEL beat Erlang as a replacement
+language, mostly because PostgreIBelieveIDidBob was too hard to spell.
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-The final scheduled commitfest for the upcoming release--could it be
-9.0?--has begun. It's time to review all those patches including
-Streaming Replication. Rapid reviews mean alpha can come sooner, and
-alpha gates beta, and beta gates release. If you haven't reviewed a
-patch before, here's your chance!
-<a href="http://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/Reviewing_a_Patch">http://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/Reviewing_a_Patch</a>
-<a href="http://commitfest.postgresql.org">http://commitfest.postgresql.org</a>
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+Weekly News - April 01 2010
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+
+<h1>PostgreSQL Weekly News - April 01 2010</h1>
+
+<p>
+Following the trend towards NoSQL database management, the core team
+has announced its intention to replace SQL with QUEL in 9.1, which
+will be called PostgreQUEL. QUEL beat Erlang as a replacement
+language, mostly because PostgreIBelieveIDidBob was too hard to spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Bruce Momjian commented, "Obviously allowing the storage of
+unstructured data is more flexible because both structured and
+unstructured data can be stored in the same system. After all, a
+relational table with 30 columns is really just 30 key/value pairs,"
+while David Fetter, taking his usual exquisitely diplomatic tone,
+said, "The relational model is outmoded and overhyped."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After personally tracking down every copyright holder for PostgreQUEL,
+Larry Ellison announced his buy-out of the entire PostgreQUEL Global
+Development Group. "It wasn't easy prying the copyrights out of all
+those widows' and orphans' hands, but it was worth it," he said in a
+statement from his new home, a refrigerator box atop a steam grate in
+San Francisco.
+</p>
+
+<h2>PostgreQUEL 9.1 Feature of the Week</h2>
+<p>
+Distributed map-reduce functions in Erlang.
+</p>
+
+<h2>PostgreSQL Tip of the Week</h2>
+<p>
+You don't really need to bother with all those tables and relations.
+Just create a single 3-column table: ID, attribute, value.
+</p>
+
+<h2>PostgreSQL in the News</h2>
+<p>
+Planet PostgreSQL: <a href="http://planet.postgresql.org/">http://planet.postgresql.org/</a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+PostgreSQL Weekly News is brought to you this week by David Fetter
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Submit news and announcements by Sunday at 3:00pm Pacific time.
+Please send English language ones to david@fetter.org, German language
+to pwn@pgug.de, Italian language to pwn@itpug.org.
+</p>
+
+<h2>Applied Patches</h2>
+<p>
+None.
+</p>
+
+<h2>Rejected Patches (for now)</h2>
+<p>
+Everyone was disappointed this week :-(
+</p>
+
+<h2>Pending Patches</h2>
+<p>
+None.
+
+</p>
+